just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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