I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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