Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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