hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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