didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We got so high we made milksteak
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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