It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
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my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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