youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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