I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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