Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There's always time for handjobs
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My legs feel like baby dolphins
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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