Dual....:-)
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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