Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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