Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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