Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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