called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize