Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
