she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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