Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize