we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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