you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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