i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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