i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
This baby is an asshole
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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