it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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