So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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