I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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