he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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