i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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