Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need to align my fucking chakras
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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