In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm getting married
To pizza
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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