David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Do plants get herpes?
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