And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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