That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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