I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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