Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Shame - the story of my life.
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