I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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