I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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