Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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