I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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