I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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