You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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