just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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