puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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