going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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