the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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