you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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