when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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