New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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