her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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