I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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