I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize