That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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