But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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