this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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