Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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