The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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