This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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