just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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